I Can't Sir, Its Liquid

Subject: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Mon May 16, 2011 9:31 am

****I copied this of minecraft forums****
You're the butler of the last person, he asks you to do something impossable.
You still have to do it, tell how you did it.

You, cut my milk!

Subject: Re: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Mon May 16, 2011 9:33 am

Idiot, freeze it, then cut it!

Falcon Punch that bedrock!

Subject: Re: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Mon May 16, 2011 2:49 pm

FALCON PUNCH
Nothing happened, sir.

Butler, fetch me the Triforce so that I may rule all of Hyrule.

Subject: Re: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Mon May 16, 2011 4:25 pm

Sir, that's HIGHLY unethical.

Butler, go fetch me an enriched uranium powered rail gun that shoots red and blue koopa shells and has 100 Longshots attached to it.

Subject: Re: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Mon May 16, 2011 7:25 pm

Sir, wouldn't that destroy all kart racers? and throw off the guards? And throw the world into complete chaos? affraid

Butler, fetch me my 5 button guitar. I'm in the mood for playing Through the Fire and the Flames.

Subject: Re: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Mon May 16, 2011 11:12 pm

ok sir its modded so you win automatically

Give me sandviches strait from TF2

Subject: Re: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Mon May 16, 2011 11:28 pm

Yes sir. I'll just put it in the disk drive and email it as an attachment.

Butler, get me my ugly tree so that you will fall through it and hit every branch on the way down.

Moblin Posts : 68 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 30

If you insist, sir. You are aware that the most ugly tree in your possession is a bonsai tree, are you not? I shall have to hop, and I am likely to crush it.

Butler, arrange a party for this evening. Ensure that President Taft attends.

Subject: Re: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Tue May 17, 2011 9:01 am

ok i have a video recording of him

Butler! stop fanboys from complaining without harming them

Subject: Re: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Wed May 18, 2011 2:45 am

Yes sir, I'll throw some cookies to them, that should keep them from complaining for a little bit...

Butler, go pick up my Piccoyoshi from the store.

Moblin Posts : 68 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 30

Certainly, sir. I shall purchase it from the new Team Four Star boutique that just opened down the road.

Butler, my personal chef is not working to my satisfaction. Fire him, and ask him to leave my property immediately. Oh, and when that's done, ask my personal chef to fix dinner early. I'm getting rather hungry.

Red ChuChu Posts : 18 Join date : 2011-05-15 Age : 33

Certainly Sire, I shall begin preparations immediately.

Butler, I have composed a list of corrupted politician. Go and dispatch them so that our nation may have some competent leaders, oh, and try not to get caught.

Subject: Re: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Fri May 20, 2011 10:19 pm

Yes sir. Which sniper rifle would you prefer I use? Do you want it silenced or not?

Butler, bring Billy Mays, Macho Man Randy Savage, Ronnie James Dio, and Bon Scott back to life. Also, make sure they won't be zombies.

Red ChuChu Posts : 18 Join date : 2011-05-15 Age : 33

Of course sir. I shall implement the Frankenstein plan.

Butler, I am feeling lonely. Go out and find me a smart, beautiful, and unspoiled young lady that I may spend the evening with.

(awaits hate from the ladies in the group Razz

)

Subject: Re: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Fri May 27, 2011 10:49 pm

Certainly, sir. However, the genetic engineering and cloning shall take some time, I'm afraid.

Butler, I request that my unfinished novel become a New York Times bestseller in two days.

Moblin Posts : 68 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 30

Right away, sir. If I can find my pistol and reach the Times building by sundown, it may even be a bestseller by tomorrow.

Butler, the ice in my drink is too cold. I want it twelve degrees Fahrenheit warmer - and don't let any of it melt!

Subject: Re: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Sat May 28, 2011 1:27 am

I incase the ice in super ice then i warm it up

Butler stop that ice cream truck music and replace it with never gonna give you up

Hero of Time Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 32

On my way sir, I will turn it off and tie Rick Astley to the truck, to forever sing!

Butler, Defeat Captain Falcon in real life.

Moblin Posts : 68 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 30

Already taken care of, sir. Captain Falcon does not exist in real life. Therefore, he cannot be alive. As I am alive and he is not, considering the usual concepts of victory and defeat, I am the victor and he has been defeated.
However, for certainty's sake, I shall have a psychic channel Captain Falcon with a Ouija board, and challenge him to a game of Boggle. I assure you sir, I will not lose.

Butler, I tire of seeing spelling errors on the internet. Correct them - all of them.

Admin Posts : 46 Join date : 2011-05-09 Age : 31

Very well sir, I shal have all the dictionaries in the world destroyed. Without dictionaries there will be no correct spelling of any words and therefore there will be no errors.

Butler my eyes are weary of looking out so far to see the horizon. Grab some rope and horses and pull the horizon closer to my mansion.

Moblin Posts : 68 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 30

Right away, sir. I shall also find some carts for the horses, as they will need to pull a great deal of soil and stone to construct a plateau high enough to bring the horizon close to the mansion. The good news is that slightly less rope will be required in constructing this new, improved horizon than would have to be used in pulling that tattered old thing all the way here.

Butler, the clouds are looking dreadfully gray today. They are clearly in need of a repainting. And make it a new color this time, I grow tired of white clouds. Purple, perhaps. With polka dots.

Hero of Time Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 32

Tamugetsu wrote:: Right away, sir. I shall also find some carts for the horses, as they will need to pull a great deal of soil and stone to construct a plateau high enough to bring the horizon close to the mansion. The good news is that slightly less rope will be required in constructing this new, improved horizon than would have to be used in pulling that tattered old thing all the way here.

Butler, the clouds are looking dreadfully gray today. They are clearly in need of a repainting. And make it a new color this time, I grow tired of white clouds. Purple, perhaps. With polka dots.

Quite to do sir, I will commit Genocide creating very much blood, and boil that blood at flash point, there it will evaporate into clouds, and turn some partly red, with spots.

Butler, Make Navi shutup without killing her

Subject: Re: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:32 pm

Of course sir. I have the Legend of Zelda ULTIMATE CODES disc right here for Gamecube. I shall use the "SHUT UP NAVI!" code.

Butler, make the Mirror Shield and Twinrova real so I may fight them with the Master Sword.

Subject: Re: I Can't Sir, Its Liquid Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:29 pm

Yes sir we will get a fugly women to cosplay as twinrova and give her magical powers. Then i shall infuse a shield with a magical deflecting mirror(only 29.99 at Wal-Mart) and as for the master sword i made you one out of steel so you can larp as you wish

Butler! translate this:
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Red ChuChu Posts : 18 Join date : 2011-05-15 Age : 33

Sire it says, "Haha I'm a creeper virus. Your computer will blow up in 5 seconds. *Hisses*"

Butler, entertain me.